☻F.U.C.K |
| REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! ____________________________________________________________ |
| ☻FRIENDSHIP IS.... |
| FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!! |
☻VALUE OF LIFE |
| The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about. ____________________________________________________________ |
| ☻ MEN! |
| Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN! ____________________________________________________________ |
| ☻ FRIENDSHIP MEANS... |
| I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha ____________________________________________________________ ☻ BEAUTIFUL MOON rather look at the moon again.. ;) ____________________________________________________________ ☻Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. ____________________________________________________________ ☻Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole __________________________________________________________________________________ If people says you are crazy, be patiend. but if they say you are smart, Slap that Idiot!!! ____________________________________________________________ |
People come up with peculiar or funny answers in
interviews or exams:
Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry
a current in A.C. as
compared to D.C. ?
Candidate: An AC current goes up and down
(drawing a sinusoid) and requires more
space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.
Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries
AC or DC ?
Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away,
it is DC. If it gets stuck, it
was AC.
Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an
induction motor?
Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base,
turn the motor around, and put
back the bolts.
Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?
Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)
Interviewer: Stop! Stop!
Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)
Interviewer: How do you limit surge current
within an integrated circuit?
Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.
External (to student) : ” Why does a capacitor block
DC but allow AC to pass through
?
Student: See, a capacitor is like this —| |— , OK.
DC Comes straight, like this —–
—–, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes
UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and jumps right
over the capacitor!”
Examiner : “What is a step-up transformer?”
Student : “A transformer that is put on top of
electric poles.”
Examiner (smiling): “And then what is a step-down t
ransformer?”
Student (hesitantly):”Uh - A transfomer that is put
in the basement or in a pit?”
Examiner (pouncing): “Then what do you call a
transformer that is installed on the
ground?”
(student knows he is caught — can’t answer)
Examiner (impatiently): “Well?”
Student (triumphantly): “A stepless transformer, sir!”
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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold,
gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever...
Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as
his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects
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Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play,
every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son,
see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
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Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means… Without Information fighting every time!
WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write
your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
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Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... :)
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
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Roses r red violets r blue.
Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because
u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you
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I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light,
shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear
"PAY THE BILL
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WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
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Hi there, I'm a human being!
What are you?
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Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
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If you can't change your mind,
are you sure you still have one?
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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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